1. You never unpack.
2. You look to the ceiling when your doorbell goes off
3. You wish you had jet engines mounted in your bedroom so you could fall asleep faster
4. You don't ever write a full city name anymore (bugs your non airline friends) DFW HNL JFK LAX ORD SFO etc.
5. You get excited over certain types of ice
6. You curse every 'Bose headset wearing moron'-- yes the electronic device announcement means you.
7. You know how to look fresh in 5 day old clothes.
8. No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase you still find ancient hidden treasures in there.
9. You HATE boarding.
10. You LOVE deplaning.
11. Turbulence is not caused by clouds but caused by the initial movement of all meal carts.
12. You can't believe you've never been in a hotel van accident.
13. You loathe your CEO.
14. Businessmen on cell phones rank up there with the CEO.
15. You remember the passengers with great manners (that's sad)
16. You LOVE the Nicoderm commercial (if you have not seen it go to www.youtube.com and search it)
17. You can't remember when UM's actually became taller than you..
18. You love foreigners because they can't adequately complain in English.
19. You despise foreigners because they can't communicate effectively.
20. You secretly cheer when another flight attendant has to deal with the medical emergency.
21. You HATE on board duty-free.
22. You can't stand the frequent flyer who says, 'I fly more than you...''
23. You hate seeing passengers at your layover hotel.
24. #$%^& sticky beverage drawers!
25. You hate when drinkers start calling you by name (don't buddy up to me, Loser)
26. You long for the days when it was easy to rig the hotel TV for free movies.
27. You want to SMACK the nail clipping --finger nail polishing-- nose picking--snoring idiots.
28. You want no passengers talking to you while non-reving in uniform.
29. You travel in uniform for the liquids creams and gel exemption.
30. If passengers can't find the flush to the toilet---they should stay in there till they do!
31. No, I DON'T HAVE A PEN!!
32. You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed to be on your airline.
33. You never imagined you could fart all the way across the Atlantic. (holy cow, I always thought that smell was from the passengers)
34. You know every 'sights and sounds of...' from CNN
35. You LOVE to sleep.
36. You hate early morning departures---Who in the world HAS to fly at 6a.m.
37. You wish your manager actually WAS a f/a at one point in their life.
38. You can't believe your senior f/a is in her 80's. (for international stews only)
39. You try not to go the bathroom on the plane but you sure can catch a good nap in there.
40. You hate that they think they can hear you without taking off their headsets.
41. You wish baby carriers were never invented.
42. You are glad there are no hidden cameras in the galley.
43. Your friends truly don't get the commuting part---so you have to fly when and your trip starts where??
44. YES, remain seated for the duration of our flight DOES mean YOU.
45. There is one person at the airline you can't stand to fly with (possibly two?.)
46. You can't figure out why your manager is not held accountable for the same things you are. 47. Your jump seat partner knows more about you than your spouse or life partner.
48. You have at least 6 of your own you could add to this list
49. You had a memory for all of these.
50. YOU UNDERSTOOD EVERY ONE OF THESE.